Meeting the 3 best people in the world. Make that 4. Wenjia, Phoebe, Dominic for some catching up and wild fun sessions and then in the night yeah you should have guessed. Fucking portuguese idiot Sean. Okay shall be back with either ALOT OF PICTURES. Or none.


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ERM ANYONE KNOW A SUPERHERO SHOW I WANNA FIND? (READ DETAILS)

It's about this guy whom parents are both superheros and there is this superhero high school they all go to. But he don't know his powers yet and like there is this evil hot girl that's actually a VILLIAN IN DISGUISE. I watched it on Singapore Airlines i think a couple of years ago but i can't remember the movie title so please help me!!!

Cocky

What. You wanna pick a fight ah?

HAHAHAH I LOOKED SO FUCKING COCKED UP IN THE PAST.

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HAHAHAHAHA alfr and me are like literally talking cock and sending each other senseless voice clips on msn. Fuck the what. It's fucking funny....

"That's fucking beautiful, take bow." *Zap your penis*

(senseless stuffs- if you watch southpark you will get it. If not ignore me)
I can give your pussy alittle STRETCH. FREEZE. IM A COP. BRING HIM BACK TO THE STATION I STILL GOT BUSINESS TO DO!

Erm..sir. Don't you think it's alittle too..extreme?

***

HAHAHAHAH

Why men want sex and women want love

Penguins mate for life, Which it doesn't really surprise me because they ALL look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better looking penguin someday.

Do not make love and talk at the same time, so no talking. Who the fuck talks while having sex? Sex or talk you choose. No sex talk is totally different. Are you retarded or a retard?

The most common sex position for married couples is doggy style. The husband sits up and begs and the wife roll over and plays dead.

"Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him she said no and he lived happily ever after, played golf alot drank beer and fart whenever he want."

Men see women as sex objects, we see them as success objects.

How do you know whether a man is ready for sex? He's breathing.

Decoding Manspeak

1. You're pretty/beautiful/stunning.
Your face is clear and symmertrical, indicating that you could successfully carry my genes. Let's have sex.

2. You look gorgeous tonight.
I want to have sex with you asap.

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God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough bloog to run one at a time.

Three year old Tommy was examining his testicles wile taking a bath, "Mom, are these my brains?" he asked. "Not yet" she replied.

I do believe sex is a beautiful thing between two people. But between five, it's fantastic.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as meaningless experiences go it's pretty darned good.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. Women want someone with the knowledge of the body, men just want the body.

A men might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Two choices in life: Stay single and be miserable. Get married and wish you were dead.

Simple ways to keep a man, Maid in the living room, Cook in the kitchen, Whore in the bedroom.

Men are able to seperate love for love and sex for sex. So when they make love, they are just having sex. Sometimes sex and love happens at the same time. But most of the time, they sex for the sex.

Always be number 1. Being a mistress does shit to your ego. You're letting men have sex with you knowing that they have a rightful one at home.

Are yahoo and google competitors or something???

I was playing mahjong on psp while talking with Hannah on msn when suddenly someone added me. Should be from friendster i think..or whatever it is. I really shouldnt give out my msn on friendster to random fuckers that "por" me with "you look pretty whatever shit liao"


pom khit theung kun says: hello
dont mind iintro
?
???????????????????

pom khit theung kun just sent you a nudge.

pom khit theung kun says:
erm
u so bust
busy?

( SIAO BO KEEP ON NUDGE)

Yuye says:
who the fuck are you

pom khit theung kun says:
know u in friendster de
. relax lei
. yesterday just ask for u msn hotmail
cant rmb
?

Yuye says:
i relax? you are the one keep on nudging and typing non stop ok

pom khit theung kun says:
ya i knoe but no need staright away give me that languge mah
nvm
anyway dont mind iintro
??
if really cant be fren then is ok le lor
..

(still ask me intro. Read my own name la. Intro my lan)

Yuye says: what language? have you ever heard of sth call wait?

pom khit theung kun says:
ya i know u no need teach mi thanks
do u hear it dont scold ppl fuck
?

Yuye says:FUCK Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Ok byebye

pom khit theung kun says:
you think you very cool
..
shit

Yuye says:
ok la you very very big ok. ya i cool you should have brought a sweater. im too cool 4 u

pom khit theung kun says:
rly? i dont think so at all

Yuye says: btw nice name you got. sounds idiotic. just like you

pom khit theung kun says:
i no time to play childish games with u

Yuye says: i want to play with you leh..

pom khit theung kun says:
if u are nt in a gd mood pls find other

Yuye says:
Eh unfortunately NO ONE IS SO BOLIAO TO KEEP ON NUDGING ME SO DESPERATELY LIKE YOU HOR. They know a word call wait.

pom khit theung kun says: anything la u are nt in a gd mood dun waste my time to chat with u all this shit
..

Yuye says: you come chat with me first hor fucking mother cb

pom khit theung kun says:
ur mother cb
want play dun play mother
nbcb
knn
want play
paly with mi
dun use mother come out

Yuye says: your mother die. I did it again. ah how?

pom khit theung kun says:ur father die

Yuye says: ok Your mother help my grandpa suck cock ah your mother plk your mother cb mrt tunnel

pom khit theung kun says: you father give ppl fuck backside

Yuye says: your mother dance para para let ppl slap ah

pom khit theung kun says:
ur mother jump down of 10floor
cause of u
..
childish

Yuye says:ya ya ok ok i know your whole family die

pom khit theung kun says:
oh isit
no lei
my family still at here
..

Yuye says: really?

pom khit theung kun says:
i think is ur
?

Yuye says:
mm i dont know bout that.

pom khit theung kun says:fanily?

Yuye says:
spell family properly

pom khit theung kun says:
family

Yuye says:
loser

pom khit theung kun says:
?
hahas
..
oh
isit
loser
?
wad that
chilsish
childish

Yuye says: You fucking despo disgusting son of a bitch your mother lama la fuck. despo motherfucker anyhow add ppl
YA
ok
okok i stop
you suck byebye

Bye!

To hell Virgins

Hahaha i like that. Hmmm..anyway i didnt go to school today or whatever. I was really tired i decided to just sleep my day away. Lunch@Sk with Seanie boy. Then hell man it started raining and mm head to wdlands and waited 4him to get changed and all. HAHAHA. I love Jennifer's body. Why Yukie's pm say it is disgusting? It is not disgusting leh.. megan fox is ALITTLE DISGUSTING IN IT. But i swear she's just HOT HOT HOT 4 the rest. Really... :(

Anyway i was at popular today and guess what. I saw this "Bible book for kids" and a picture of baby jesus. WTF TO THE MAX. It's just a fucking random kid in a haystack leh.

Ya look here's Jesus when he's a kid sticking out his tongue.

With his friend.

When he was 5.

sorry was never a fan of christainity. I know la go to hell and all la. Since im already going there might as well do things to the extreme right.

Hot

Why is it that whenever i am VERY VERY ANGRY my whole body feels very hot and i "think" i go alittle reddish?
It happens to most of my friends, Janell....alfrey? Etc. Is it because the hearts beats too fast pumping more blood all over the body in a irregular and rapid manner so we somehow feel "hot" and we get reddish?

To hell, ??

Gordon, is that you?

Amos?? Or gordon?? Looks the same to me.

So anyway it was Darryl's birthday. Something cocked up and it is a bloody fucked day. Anyway, i wanna fill my left collar bone in and Sean/weixuan are brainstorming with me what to get.

1. To hell, With me. (1vote)
2. To hell, Let's go.
3.To hell, World peace. (3votes)
4.To hell, Fragile. (3votes)
5.To hell, Fear me.

drop me a comment if not you can suggest something up 4 me. Thx n Bye. ^^